JUNK DIRTY SIGHTING!!!

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so some friends and i were out in santa monica last night at this place called rene's, cool place.  the entrance to the bar is actually in the alley right off of wilshire.  when we came out of the bar, this is what we saw:



junk dirty strikes again!  dude was just pissing there right like 5 feet from the entrance to the bar (just outside the left side of the picture).  luckily my friend snapped this photo before he turned around, dick flailing & kind of still pissing, grumbling something i couldn't really make out.  he took a few waddled steps towards us, but we ran back, and that's when the bouncer came out and told him to fuck off.

Airing out your Junk

I once knew a junk so dirty, it was livid with the bruises life and the strip club had bestowed on him. Yes that’s right, our junk dirty dances at strip clubs, not for money though just for the dirtiness of it. Junk is the dumpster of life, he takes what no one wants and shoves it in your face. He’s the guy that keeps smoking the joint even when theres only filter left and if you try to alert him to the fact that hes smoking filter, he’ll just snidely remark that he is the joint to his own filter and that in fact the world is smoking and getting high off him. This cocky bastard needs to be taken down a notch so I hope this blog is the perfect platform for everyone to post a story, interaction, song, joint or any kind of experience they've ever shared with this animal. Its open season people, there are no limits, just so long as everyone remains anonymous; we merely want junk to know just how dirty he really is…